August 2011
4 posts
“I have a lot of hate for my generation.”
I keep having dreams...
I feel like I’m in a lift today. It’s not plunging to the bottom though… it’s just making it’s way down there at a normal pace.
To be more specific, I’m unhappy and getting worse.
“Some of the rudest people I know are simultaneously the best looking.”
The False Gratification Of Facebook
I re-registered my domain after I got a bit excited talking to James Preston about how I have a lot of stuff I feel like I need (want) to say. So I logged on to tumblr with this idea of writing a long winded post about how Facebook provides us all with whole false sense of gratification through the lack of a ‘dislike’ button.
As I wrote those first few sentences you’ve just...
July 2011
1 post
Dear Neighbour... →
The memoirs of a rather disgruntled neighbour.
May 2011
1 post
Bin Laden is dead!
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Osama bin Laden has been killed, a United States official said Sunday night. President Obama is expected to make an announcement on Sunday night, almost 10 years after the September 11 attacks on…
February 2011
1 post
Last night a cat crawled out from a small gap between the skirting board and the carpet beneath the desk in my room. It wasn’t the usual cat who comes to visit me at my house. It had glowing eyes and as I woke up from my dream I could still see the cat slowly disappear pixel by pixel.
January 2011
1 post
http://www.howbigreally.com/ →
October 2010
1 post
June 2010
4 posts
Listening to music I used to listen to when I was 13 reminds me of happier times despite it being very angst-filled
My Old House...
Last night, I dreamt about my old house… It’s the third night in a row I’ve dreamt about it. There was a leaking water pipe coming from the garage that progressively got worse throughout the dream. It all seemed kind of dull and I was panicking that the pipe would burst and flood the house.
I even remember the smell.
“Things are getting worse but I feel a lot better.”
The Internet...
…What an utter pile of bollocks.
How many followers do I have on Twitter now? Has someone replied to my Facebook status update?! Will I say something funny today?! What’s this? A new friend request?! Oh my!
Social networking has no longer become a place for us to share links, let others know about events or just chat. It’s defining our social status. It’s boosting our...
March 2010
2 posts
Brutal Honesty
I feel like the only way I can be truly honest is to be brutally honest. I’m talking about saying the things people are scared to say in case they offend someone. The things people hold back from saying but they still think. The jokes people don’t make because they’re ‘too much’ or ‘too soon’ but they still cross their minds.
I thought about not posting...
“Father, Time steals our days like a thief. There’s no price that I...”
November 2009
1 post
The old grey donkey, Eeyore stood by himself in a thistly corner of the Forest, his front feet well apart, his head on one side, and thought about things. Sometimes he thought sadly to himself, “Why?” and sometimes he thought, “Wherefore?” and sometimes he thought, “Inasmuch as which?” and sometimes he didn’t quite know what he was thinking about.
October 2009
1 post
Money doesn't make you a proper driver.
I was recently watching Fifth Gear… because that’s what you do when you don’t work through the week. They were reviewing a car, quite expensive as I recall. The reviewer said… “This really is a proper drivers car”
I disagree with that. Otherwise, I wouldn’t be writing about it, would I?
I disagree with that because people with a bit of money will now...
August 2009
6 posts
“We’re shagged… We’re absolutely shagged!”
Early Morning...
…It’s a time I’ve become used to. Not because I’m an ‘early bird’ but because I can’t seem to fall asleep before midnight. In fact, sometimes I can’t even fall asleep before 6am.
It’s supposedly a ‘cool’ problem to have in life. Many teenagers pride themselves on how late they’ve stayed up and how wrong their sleeping pattern...
...You're running late, Sir?
I hate time. Why can’t everyone just forget about time and let things happen when they happen?
What time are you meeting me at? This train is late. The schedule is ruined!
I’ve never been a fan of time or being at a particular place at a particular time ‘on the dot’. I usually end up arriving late due to circumstances beyond my control… sure, you can argue and say...
Autumn & Winter...
We’re at the tail end of the Summer and I miss Autumn and Winter. Sure, sounds miserable doesn’t it? I’ve come to terms with the fact that we’re not getting any more ‘sunny’ weather in this country. Our Summer is over. I miss the rain. I miss the dark nights and I miss the mood that comes with it.
July 2009
1 post
The Bluestone Film Blog →
Check out the site I’ve been working on recently :)
June 2009
4 posts
“It’s a film I like so I’ve decided that myself and anyone else who...”
Folding plug for the UK →
Awsome desiong idea for a smaller UK plug. I do hate those bulky plugs we have to live with here in the UK.
To all of you overweight women driving Renault Scenic’s with your short blonde hair, beige 3/4 lengths, sandals & armless flowery top… You ruin my summer.
May 2009
1 post
March 2009
1 post
The Public Toilet System...
Public toilets have always disgusted me… People pissing on the floors, saliva in the soap, the threat of excrement being smeared on the toilet roll… the list goes on really.
When holding it in is no longer an option, one must have a system in order to tackle the complications and issues that arise within the public restroom.
Step 1) Upon entering, always open the door using your...
February 2009
2 posts
Work, Life & Sleepless Nights
I’m not going to go in to a stupid apology most bloggers go in to when they fail to update their blog regularly… eventually their blog just becomes filled with apologies because they have nothing else to say whilst they can’t really catch on to the idea of blogging regularly.
I’ve started work… a word that wasn’t really in my vocabulary for a year or two since...
Who Is On Twitter? →
merlin:
yourmonkeycalled:
people who are just back from a really awesome run
people who are involved with “computers”
people who are involved in “social networking” and optimizing the power of re-Tweeting and “computers”
people who really like the news
people who are hungry
people who are back from an OK run
people who are cold
The full list is great.
January 2009
7 posts
The best complaint letter ever? Part II →
The best complaint letter ever? →
Stephen Simpson on Virb.com →
WatchMotherf***ing Parking Ticket
There’s a lot I want to talk about.
WatchHaha! I’m looking forward to MacWorld… no doubt i’ll be back later with an update :)
December 2008
6 posts
Computing Without a Whirring Drive - NYTimes.com →
Waste Coffee Grounds Make Great Biofuel →
As well as being the early morning fuel for billions of office workers, researchers have discovered that coffee, in the form of spent grounds, makes a pretty decent biofuel.
List of common misconceptions - Wikipedia, the... →
November 2008
8 posts
15 Simple Ways to Overcome Anger →
Quite long but well worth the read.
How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you. →
…It turns out my cat was trying to kill me.
Dear God... →