comedy & sleep deprivation… that’s mainly it.andhowareyou?Tumblr (3.0; @nigelelliott)http://nigelliott.com/"I have a lot of hate for my generation."“I have a lot of hate for my generation.”http://nigelliott.com/post/9488735003http://nigelliott.com/post/9488735003Sun, 28 Aug 2011 05:31:02 +0100I keep having dreams...I feel like I’m in a lift today. It’s not plunging to the bottom though…...http://nigelliott.com/post/8672339977http://nigelliott.com/post/8672339977Tue, 09 Aug 2011 03:32:00 +0100"Some of the rudest people I know are simultaneously the best looking."“Some of the rudest people I know are simultaneously the best looking.”http://nigelliott.com/post/8630320743http://nigelliott.com/post/8630320743Mon, 08 Aug 2011 04:42:08 +0100The False Gratification Of FacebookI re-registered my domain after I got a bit excited talking to James Preston about how I have a lot...http://nigelliott.com/post/8540125474http://nigelliott.com/post/8540125474Sat, 06 Aug 2011 03:28:44 +0100Dear Neighbour...Dear Neighbour...: The memoirs of a rather disgruntled neighbour.http://nigelliott.com/post/7487683667http://nigelliott.com/post/7487683667Mon, 11 Jul 2011 09:34:28 +0100 Bin Laden is dead! Bin Laden is dead! : Osama bin Laden has been killed, a United States official said Sunday...http://nigelliott.com/post/5154903325http://nigelliott.com/post/5154903325Tue, 03 May 2011 10:55:42 +0100Last night a cat crawled out from a small gap between the skirting board and the carpet beneath the...Last night a cat crawled out from a small gap between the skirting board and the carpet beneath the...http://nigelliott.com/post/3101993983http://nigelliott.com/post/3101993983Fri, 04 Feb 2011 07:54:38 +0000http://www.howbigreally.com/<a href="http://www.howbigreally.com/">http://www.howbigreally.com/</a>http://nigelliott.com/post/3028025019http://nigelliott.com/post/3028025019Mon, 31 Jan 2011 08:01:28 +0000This is my new car. I’ve had it for a while now....<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lagvg56OET1qz53y6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is my new car. I’ve had it for a while now. It’s a Volkswagen Polo GTI. I’ll maybe put some more updates and info about it on here soon.</p>http://nigelliott.com/post/1341331704http://nigelliott.com/post/1341331704Mon, 18 Oct 2010 04:39:00 +0100Listening to music I used to listen to when I was 13 reminds me of happier times despite it being...Listening to music I used to listen to when I was 13 reminds me of happier times despite it being...http://nigelliott.com/post/682444877http://nigelliott.com/post/682444877Thu, 10 Jun 2010 05:22:24 +0100My Old House...Last night, I dreamt about my old house… It’s the third night in a row I’ve dreamt...http://nigelliott.com/post/677716824http://nigelliott.com/post/677716824Tue, 08 Jun 2010 22:02:22 +0100"Things are getting worse but I feel a lot better."“Things are getting worse but I feel a lot better.”http://nigelliott.com/post/664995446http://nigelliott.com/post/664995446Sat, 05 Jun 2010 02:41:40 +0100The Internet...…What an utter pile of bollocks. How many followers do I have on Twitter now? Has someone...http://nigelliott.com/post/664993748http://nigelliott.com/post/664993748Sat, 05 Jun 2010 02:41:00 +0100Brutal HonestyI feel like the only way I can be truly honest is to be brutally honest. I’m talking about...http://nigelliott.com/post/466863398http://nigelliott.com/post/466863398Tue, 23 Mar 2010 01:35:01 +0000"Father, Time steals our days like a thief. There’s no price that I wouldn’t pay to get..."“Father, Time steals our days like a thief. There’s no price that I wouldn’t pay...http://nigelliott.com/post/429362498http://nigelliott.com/post/429362498Sat, 06 Mar 2010 02:42:45 +0000The old grey donkey, Eeyore stood by himself in a thistly corner of the Forest, his front feet well...The old grey donkey, Eeyore stood by himself in a thistly corner of the Forest, his front feet well...http://nigelliott.com/post/238813148http://nigelliott.com/post/238813148Tue, 10 Nov 2009 05:06:50 +0000Money doesn't make you a proper driver.I was recently watching Fifth Gear… because that’s what you do when you don’t work...http://nigelliott.com/post/204637119http://nigelliott.com/post/204637119Mon, 05 Oct 2009 01:58:45 +0100In case you didn’t get the mildly comical undertones of my...<iframe width="400" height="323" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/4x-jrq3uozY?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>In case you didn’t get the mildly comical undertones of my latest post entitled ‘Early Morning…’ here’s a video that may help to highlight them a bit. :)</p>http://nigelliott.com/post/176083500http://nigelliott.com/post/176083500Mon, 31 Aug 2009 07:04:06 +0100"We’re shagged… We’re absolutely shagged!"“We’re shagged… We’re absolutely shagged!”http://nigelliott.com/post/176065112http://nigelliott.com/post/176065112Mon, 31 Aug 2009 06:32:00 +0100Photo<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kp87aanM0r1qz53y6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://nigelliott.com/post/176063518http://nigelliott.com/post/176063518Mon, 31 Aug 2009 06:30:10 +0100